My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
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I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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