Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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