Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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