But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
her vagine was all disorganized.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
