I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I bet he comes in French.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
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bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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