I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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