Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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