Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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