I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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