I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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