Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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