I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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