I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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