I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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