If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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