and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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