hotel room ftw
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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