I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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