So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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