Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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