haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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