What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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