I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
so explain again why im purple
no
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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