doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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