i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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