I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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