It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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