Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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