Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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