The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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