i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
my liver is dry heaving
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
God I need to hump something, right now.
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