so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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