May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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