If i could tip my vagina, i would.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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