How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
even my farts smell like vagina
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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