my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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