ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
you're hired as official boob wrangler
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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