You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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