I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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