her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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