he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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