I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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