no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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