Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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