What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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