Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
This is the high leading the old right now
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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