the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize