I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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