I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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