I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize