1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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