Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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