I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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