If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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