Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Little spoons don't ask big questions
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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