Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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