ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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